1. A little boy was playing with some gum while he stood in a cart. He took some packs down, and then I took them and put them back up. He left. His name was Chad, by the way. He said, at one point: “My name is Chad,” to no one in particular.
Well, his dad came rolling back with the cart and Chad had one of those packs of gums in his hand. He gave it back to me and then said, “Please don’t call the police ma’am,” in the sweetest and most pathetic voice. It made me laugh.
2. I managed to figure out how to play solitaire on the register. The register runs off a program on Windows and so I found out where to exist the program, get into Windows, and then could get into solitaire. How fun. Except if I played, I’d probably get fired. I’m quitting anyway, but still. It seems very wrong to do.