There are two muffins in an oven. One turns to the other and says, “Boy, it’s getting hot in here.”
The other muffin says: “AAH! A talking muffin!!”
So a girl and a boy went on a blind date. The boy planned on having his friend call him in the middle of the date, just in case. The date was going really, really bad, so when the friend called, the boy answered. He turned to the girl and said, “I’m really sorry, but my aunt just died.”
The girl answered back, “I’m glad, because if yours hadn’t, mine would have in a few minutes.”
Oh wait, I have a third one. Well, it’s really two different jokes, but it’s sort of the same thing.
#3: One day, a dyslexic man walked into a bra.
#4: Dyslexics of the world untie.