Me: I think having nieces and nephews is the best thing in the world, don’t you?
Me: What’s better?
William: Uh . . . friends.
Me: Hear that, Josh? You win.
Me: I feel like nothing wrong is in my life right now. It’s so wonderful.
Uncle: You better be careful when you say that. You know what’s going to happen?
Me: Bad things.
Me: Bring it on.