Dillon is scared to death of babies. This is how he describes them:
Babies are some of the most ferocious things on earth. They look innocent, but really, they’re just really, really patient, mischievous children. They have fingernails before their even born. Claws, like. And their eyes see right through you and every weakness that you have. Pfhg. Did you type that? They eat you out of house, home and breast milk. Diapers, fool’s gold. Okay, really Dillon is just scared of babies and is just scared to be a dad and have competition for Heavers.
This is before we had our little one. I think he likes our baby a little bit more than this shows.